wenamedthedogindie asked:

Josh, tell the story you were going to in the Technocop video about the guy who got into a fight outside your house. You can't be interrupted by Fabio magicians on tumblr.

continueshow answered:

A guy got thrown into the store that I live above and got all cut up. My dad chased the other guy down with the police. When he came back into the carnage after catching the guy, the other guy said “Help me I’m dying” and my dad said “good”. There was blood everywhere. Then the cops arrested the guys and took them to blood jail. My dad is Clint Eastwood.


Chemistry is… well technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change. Now just think about this. Electrons, they change their energy levels. Molecules, molecules change their bonds. Elements, they combine and change into compounds. Well that’s all of life, right? It’s the constant, it’s the cycle. It’s solution then dissolution, over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It is fascinating, really.